false alarm. still invincible.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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