Whod you bang
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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