porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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