just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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