Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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