I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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