So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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