i barfeds in our rink
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
