hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
My balls are so social today.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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