Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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