Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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