I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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