38 yer olds are good kisserssss
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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