Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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