I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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