Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm going to jail i love you
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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