What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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