so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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