I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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