if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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