ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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