would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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