I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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