she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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