Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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