You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
That accounts for only three of the penises
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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