just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Randomize
