I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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