We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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