how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I just found puke in my bra..
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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