rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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