we're blogging at a bar
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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