dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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