I need help removing her.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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