You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
