About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
You need a sexual gate keeper
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
