She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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