Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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