no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
This baby is an asshole
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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