Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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