they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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