Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
and she was petting her beer can
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's blow job season.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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