This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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