Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
