Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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