hell yes lets make some ravioli
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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