i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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