No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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