Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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