i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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