Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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