K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Welp...herpes.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
