I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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