real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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