Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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