Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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