im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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