how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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