do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Randomize
