This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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