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Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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